wands

harry potter for more mature pple. dont read if u are under 18.

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in Harry Potter

Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything. (oww)

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " (no shit man)

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. (i wonder..)

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? (ok that was just wrong)

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

He was on all fours again on Snape's offlice floor, his scar was prickling unpleasantly, but the voice that had just issused from his mouth was triumphant. He pushed himself again to find Snape staring at him, his wang raised.

Ron pulled out his wang, but Hermione pushed it away, whispering, " don't!'

Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, wangs raised.

for those who dont know that is a wang, just use your imagination. for those who do, harry potter will never be the same again. :D

random quote: The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. -- Jawaharlal Nehru.

for u chem geeks

found this off bash.org. just take your time to read it.

so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"

this is what one kid wrote:

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).

Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.

the kid was the only one who got credit

cool aint it? maybe its gonna come out for prelims. maybe i shud go ask mr koh.

random quote: rosebud. -- Charles Foster Kane in Citizen Kane

Blind

I was young but I wasn't naive
I watched helpless as she turned around to leave
And still I have the pain I have to carry
A past so deep that even you could not bury if you tried

After all this time
I never thought we'd be here
Never thought we'd be here
When my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you'll ever know
And part of me died when I let you go

I would fall asleep only in hopes of dreaming
That everything would be like it was before
But nights like this it seems are slowly fleeting
They disappear as reality is crashing to the floor

After all this time
I never thought we'd be here
Never thought we'd be here
When my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you'll ever know
A part of me died when I let you go

After all this time
Would you ever wanna leave it
Maybe you could not believe it
That my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you will ever know
A part of me died when I let you go
And I loved you more than you'll ever know
A part of me died when I let you go

--- by Lifehouse.

im so addicted to this song.

random quote: Courage is beling scared to death, but saddling up anyway. -- John Wayne

sopa opera gayness

mood wasnt very good today due to sleep deprivation. argh.. fucked start to a fucked up day. (actually the day wasnt that bad, considering that i was asleep throughout most of it)

having a convo with someone now on msn. opening my eyes to some things that were blind to me for the 1st half of the year. god dammit. now im fired up. really really want to tear something apart now. or someone for that matter.

genius, right? how ones opinion can change so rapidly after just 10 mins of convo. maybe i (and some other guys in class) shud not have acted like a bastard to her for the whole year. maybe i shud have taken evelyns advice instead of following my gut. maybe if i am still there for her thru this times. if it had helped anyway.

remember the times in primary and secondary school?

where all we had to worry about were cca, schoolwork and tts it?

wtf is happening to everyone now

shit man

bloody shit man

someones is gonna pay tomorrow. somethings gonna give.

school starts

school has begun again.

that means no more 4am nights, no more waking up at noon, no more watching johnny bravo at 1.30pm and spongebob at 3.30pm.

sighs.

i told myself that i won't sleep during the 1st official day back at school (cts dont count). (new term, new beginnings)

bio i was awake.
GP also.
maths lecture even.
chem. (how to sleep in that)

then came physics.

oops.

quite amusing/pitiful/sad that the entire back row of guys can fall asleep simultaneously during physics. the fact that the classroom was so nice and breezy dint really help. and the fact that mr lim was going thru the mcq really reeeeeaaallllyyyy slooooooooowly.

whats with sleeping in lessons? as if we dint have enough sleeper cells in term 1 & 2.













this making me sleepy.

random quote: Courage is fear that has said its prayers. -- Dorothy Bernard

world cup weirdness

OMFG!

OMFG!!

OMMFG!!!!

a miracle has just happened for portugal and france.

by now everyone knows that portugal has won england (by penalties no less) and france has defeated brazil yet again (okok admitedly the henry goal was superb)

england should have won portugal easily. and they would have if stupid rooney didnt get sent off. rooney whyyyyyyy. this is so deja vu of the 98 world cup where beckham got sent off. knnbccb. and the pple who were supposed to score their penalties had theirs saved. (gerrard n lampard nooo)

brazil... sighs brazil just got outplayed by a french which is soo failed to impress in the group stages. and brazil with all their superstars couldnt put 1 in. but france seriously deserved to win that.

Germany had better win the world cup now. if not..

and now beckham steps down as english captain. whos next? my bet is that its either neville or gerrard.

random quote: If we had to winter, spring will not be so pleasant. -- Anon